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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot."
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"A blind man walks into a bar... and he falls down and asks for help."
"Mad Man Wife: How would you feel if I die? Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you? Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!"
"People already feel judged in public but what if they also had the same awful feeling in private? GUY WHO INVENTED RELIGION: I have an idea"
"Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up, I will lick you."
"It's so hot outside that I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof."
"How do you tell a chemist no? Nitrogen Monoxide"
"The color of our skin was never important. We all are equal. unless you are orange from that self tan cream. Then we don't speak with you"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where he parked his coupe."
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