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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot."
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"Don't date men who will hold open a door for you. Date men who will punch a squirrel in the face for chittering it's teeth at you."
"Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown? Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow."
"[if trump wins somehow] alien: ""i said take me to your leader"" me: ""dude i swear this is him"""
"Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life"
"Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources? The long long farm."
"1. You're confined to a hospital bed. 2. You're 11. 3. You sustained brain damage in a car accident. - Reasons to watch shows on ""The CW"""
"If you just got invited to do something on New Year's Eve, it means someone else cancelled."
"Think about the nicest thing anyone's ever said about you. Not really true, right?"
"Will I. Am's headstone will read ""Will I. Was,"" completing history's longest set-up to a punchline"