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"What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself? I can't even..."
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"Was watching golden globes this morning. The next door neighbbour was sunbathing topless in the garden."
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"When I told my friends that I'm writing jokes for a living... ...they laughed at me, wait 'till they hear one of my jokes on tv, they won't be laughing then!"
"What kind of secretary is the best secretary? One that never misses a period."
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