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"What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself? I can't even..."
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"Help! I need a communist christmas one liner! Going to a Christmas party with a communist christmas sweater. Need a good one liner... help!"
"What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge? ""Wait... I freed ***WHO***?!?!?"""
"It's always a shame when people die so young... there's just so many things they'll never get to Chekov their bucket list."
"Oman and Yemen should switch names because if you find out you're gonna live in Oman, you go ""yeah man!!"" but if you find out you're gonna live in Yemen, you go ""oh man..."" Im so sorry"
"A corrupt politician turns the power off in an orphanage. What are they going to do, tell their parents?"
"*exorcism* DEMON: *roars* PRIEST: we must restrain him! WIFE: *opens drawer* here! *tosses fuzzy pink handcuffs* PRIEST: ... DEMON: hey now"
"So my japanese girlfriend dumped me the other day.. .. Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea."
"I saw a black guy running from my home with a television I think to myself "" Isn't that mine ?"" Then i realized "" Nope, mine is at home picking cottons """
"started my own brewery kindof just pour root beer into square bottles."