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Joke of the Day

"When a celebrity tweets a whiny complaint at an airline, I vigilantly pray for them to get stranded on a runway for 72 hours."

"Ganondorf doesn't use Reddit There are too many Links"

"Jokes are like packages. While the content is important you mustn't forget about the delivery."

"Apparently ""I'll break your god damn legs"" isn't the problem solving skills that employers are looking for, at least according to HR anyway."

"If you're wearing a cowboy outfit... Does that mean you're ranch dressing?"

"How do Asians find our they are pregnant? They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved."

"Did you know that Dublin, CA has the fastest growing population of all time? The populations always Dublin'. :D"

"The Energizer Bunny was arrested today... He was charged with battery."

"Nice try, people that invite me to things that aren't in my house"

"A dog with only 3 legs walks into a saloon in the Old West He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""