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Joke of the Day

"The conditions inside my car have drawn attention from my boyfriend, my mother, and the Center for Disease Control."

"How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves? She fell out of the tree."

"Billy was a chemist's son/ But now he is no more/ 'Cos what he thought was H20/ Was H2So4."

"Born Too Late To Explore The Earth, Born too early to explore the galaxy, Born at just the right time to have sex with virtual reality anime chicks."

"I require Latvian Jokes Please, they're so funny."

"If Biff's gang had smoked E-cigarettes in 'Back to the Future 2,' it would've seemed like the least realistic thing in the movie."

"What's the downside to bigamy? More than one mother-in-law."

"[Jesus on the cross] *texts with 1 hand* ""um dad y hav u 4saken me wtf"" *5 hrs pass* ""new phone. who dis?"""

"Someone just filled me in about those small places in the hot, sandy desert called an ""Oasis."" ... That's where the Arab boys go to eat their dates."

"Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !"