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Joke of the Day

"Before we begin, does everyone know how to leave the cursor in the middle of every video? Good. - 1st day of teaching school"

"If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a loser"

"Where can Grammar Nazis find asylum? Grammargentina"

"I'm not going to sugar coat this - you have diabetes"

"The St Louis Rams are moving to Los Angeles... And Im too lazy to move out of my parents house"

"My dad said if he practiced yoga long enough he could pick up a pencil with his toes. He then proudly mentioned he would be writing footnotes."

"What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? Neither of them could completely finish a race."

"Why did the Germans loose WWII? They kept Stalin around."

"What's high in the middle and round on both ends? Ohio."

"Islamophobia caused by baby sheep? Yes it is... Credit to Newsjack BBC for this one."