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Joke of the Day

"I don't play mario kart with my brother anymore. Because we are both in our 20's & my mom is not there to split us up when we fight."

"Kanye West hospitalised in Los Angeles. At this difficult time, our thoughts and prayers go out to... ...all the hospital staff."

"My friend would be alive today... if we knew the difference between antidote and anecdote. >""Am I going to live?"" >""I don't know."" >""Read faster!"""

"Did you hear about the suspect who was released from jail after he touched grounded metal and received a static shock? He was cleared of all charges."

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot"

"I got stopped outside the pharmacy today, by a woman holding a clipboard. ""What products do you use for grooming?"" she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, ""Facebook"""

"When does a cub scout become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie."

"Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"

"Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died? Because he just couldn't bereave it."

"Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory? They have such a high turnover rate."