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Joke of the Day
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"
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"At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other."
"What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin? No R-E-S-P-E-C-T."
"Do you know why Apple steals all their ideas? Cause when they make their own I lose my headphones."
"Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt."
"Is it solipsistic in here... Or is it just me?"
"A banana went to see the doctor and was like ""doc I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm just not peeling well"""
"What would happen if all of the mass in the universe turned into energy? The universe would be light."
"Two guys are busted stealing a calender The both got 6 months"
"How to stop being intimidated by dates Just think of them as big raisins."