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Joke of the Day
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"
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"If you're a guy and you shave your legs... you might aswell go all the way and shave your pussy."
"There's something about a mousetrap that I can't quite put my finger on."
"[PAPARAZZI] Bugs Bunny is it true u were shot by Elmer Fudd [BB]sips drink that's ridiculous water shoots out of holes No more questions"
"Why does Jesus perform miracles on quadriplegics? He can't fuckin stand 'em."
"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."
"California is the best state. The nerds make the apps and the agents make the moving pictures. We keep the idiots happy. Give us your water."
"Playing golf for the first time this weekend reminded me of my trip to Taiwan It was a good experience and I had a great time, even though I ended up in a few traps."
"You know how black people always complain about being ashy? Clearly they don't have any Jewish friends."
"How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."