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Joke of the Day
"I just saw a picture of a duck posing and doing a dumbwhitegirlface."
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"The moral of Little Red Riding Hood is: 1) Never trust strangers; 2) Learn to differentiate facial features between a wild dog & a human."
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"When a girl tells u about her favorite animal - ""I'd eat one"" is not the right response."
"What do you call a website that steals all of Reddit's Hitler jokes? Nein Gag."
"You must be an angel, because your texture mapping is so divine!"
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"I will die on a white floor just to mess with the chalk outline guy."