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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand how many blueberries you're supposed to eat in one sitting. 10? 2,000? There's no natural stopping point."

"What do you call a fake shit? A sham poo"

"A haunted house for introverts that is just random people popping out and asking questions."

"I don't understand how anyone could be a grave robber. How do you steal a six foot hole?"

"You inner anus is so big that when you skydive it acts as a parachute."

"What do you call a woman with her tongue out? A lesbian with a hard on."

"What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common? They can't even.."

"My mate keeps having sex with Nuns. I did warn him not to get in the habit."

"Jesus at the Last Supper. Jesus: *breaks bread* - This is my body! *holds a glass of wine* - This is my blood. *starts to open a jar of mayo* Judas: Sorry Jesus, I will have to stop you there."

"What blood type does a man with bad spelling have? Typo"