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Joke of the Day
"How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it? -Banks"
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"Donald Trump's Campaign"
"There is one thing that can turn a guy into a perfect chick-magnet. It's when he finds himself a girlfriend."
"My body looks as if it were chiseled from marble I'm not muscular whatsoever I'm just really white."
"Lassie runs up to Farmer Fred *Bark!* What is it Lassie? *Bark! Bark bark!* What's that girl? Timmy fell down a well! *Bark! Bark bark woof!* Right! I'll say you were here with me the whole time."
"Your chances in Vegas are better than you think. 1 out of 5 times you'll get an std."
"She once called me bae so I had to baeurry her in my backyard.."
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere? Fa Drizzle"
"Every morning when my alarm goes off I think, ""this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me."""
"I had a friend who had a fear of flying. I told him that statistically, the modern airplane is more afraid of us than we are of it."