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Joke of the Day
"Hell is wallpapered with all your deleted selfies."
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"My wife got really angry when I spent a lot of money on a make-your-own perfume kit ...but it made scents to me"
"I just saved a bundle on future college tuition by finding out my 4 year old wants to be a gum ball when he grows up."
"Did you hear about the jihadist birthday party? It was a blast."
"Mom: I think I'll name her Jenny. Dr: I'm sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her jenny_2828"
"my dream is to parade around my home town in a red wagon being pulled by 4 great danes while I give everyone the finger"
"Moses joke Moses was the first person to use Control+C as a shortcut."
"If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding."
"Why do felines always win board games? Because they are cheetahs."
"Why are men typically smarter than women? They come across more things."