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Joke of the Day

"Bad porn is like bad spaghetti It's overdone, the noodles are soft, and it's *waaaaaaay* to saucy for my tastes."

"Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants."

"Ask /r/personalfinance to draw you a line, they deliver a circle. They always make ends meet!"

"How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek)."

"My woman's always trying to give me stuff she gets from work. I tell her I've already got herpes."

"Start with the answer. What's an easy way to ruin a good joke?"

"""Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... ....That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."" ~ Jack Handey"

"I used to be a street performer But I could only accept credit cards; it didn't make any cents."

"me: ""i re-wrote pulp fiction"" director: ""wow ok"" [reads script] ""this is literally just pulp fiction"" me: ""i didnt say it was different"""

"What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snow- woman?? Snowballs..."