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Joke of the Day
"""Stop putting words into my mouth!"" ""Fine, eat your alphabet soup by yourself."""
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"What would you call Martin Luther king Jr if he was white? Alive."
"The Honorable Judge Matthew McConaughey enters the court room All rise all rise all rise."
"Please don't tell me about your methods of increasing drag on your car It would be a spoiler alert"
"It still makes me sad to think there are people out there who have a favorite Kardashian."
"I thought making cheese was hard. But it was a brie-eze."
"Anti-jokes Does anyone have any good anti-jokes? I'll go first! Q:What's sad about four black men in a Cadillac driving off of a cliff? A:*They were my friends.*"
"Why didn't JFK ever like vodka? Because he couldn't handle a few shots"
"My dog jumped in the washing machine yesterday. Don't worry, at least he died in comfort."
"(No spoilers) What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure? ""You're such a Frank Castle."""