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Joke of the Day

"If grandmothers say ""love you to the moon and back"" Do gay men say ""love you to Uranus and back""?"

"COP: drop the gun CRIMINAL: no COP: [flipping through police handbook, whispers to partner] it doesnt say what to do if he says no"

"why did the golfer wear two pants? in case he got a hole in one"

"I hear kleptomaniacs make the best detectives They pick up everything."

"Why don't pirates ever have girlfriends? Because all the women they know are hookers."

"What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises? Daytrogen."

"What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro? Zikachu."

"The lifeguard yelled at me for peeing in the pool. I was so startled, I almost fell in."

"What is the worlds wettest animal? The reindeer"

"Yo mamma so fat collection..."