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Joke of the Day

"Chemistry joke as told by my teacher Organic Chemistry is hard, if you don't study for the test you'll be in alkynes of trouble."

"*sets cauldron over crackling fire* *adds lock of his hair* *does magicky stuff* Now love me. **POOF** *my left eyebrow falls off*"

"How do you capture a polar bear? Cut a big fishing hole in the ice. Wait for the polar bear to bend over the hole to fish. Then run up behind the polar bear and **kick it in the icehole!**"

"Did you hear about the guy that shits out jars? He's a real glasshole, that guy"

"What would a reddit restaurant be called? Chooters"

"I'll never understand why the guy that invented Braille didn't just put the dots in shape of the actual letters."

"Acorns must come from France. That would explain the tiny berets."

"Why are pirates funny? Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)"

"[planning for wedding] i found us a remote location ""Omg where?"" *points to fanny pack stapled to wall above TV* The remote goes there now"

"So Aliens Arrive ""Earth has a species with advanced warfare, they seem intelligent."" ""No, they have it aimed at themselves."""