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Joke of the Day

"If your uncle Jack is stuck on the roof and needs help. Do you help your uncle Jack off?"

"A man is in critical condition for swallowing 250,000 dollars in large bills. No change is expected."

"A hole appeared in the wall around the local nudist colony. Police are looking into it."

"I love my 6-pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat."

"What is the network admin favourite lullaby? Mary had a little LAN"

"I used to be terrified of my dentist. He wasn't rough with my teeth or anything, he was just a paedophile."

"I didn't have a condom last night, so I used a sock... She wouldn't stop complaining about cotton mouth."

"Redditors of North Korea: What's your opinion on the recent Sony hack?"

"Did you hear about the man who flashed three old ladies sitting on a bench in the park? First old lady had a stroke. Second old lady had a stroke. Third old lady's arm was too short to reach."

"If my name was Dave I'd text my friends today saying ""IT'S FRIDAVE! LET'S PARTY!"". They'd be sick of me by Tuesdave."