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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if balls are ticklish? Testicle"

"What's the best part about being an alcoholic stand-up comedian? If you're good you get laughs, and if you're bad you get booze."

"Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!"

"I used to work at an orange juice factory... I got fired cuz I couldn't concentrate"

"If they put a woman on the cover of th $20 bill... Would it change its value to $15.60?"

"How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox? It couldn't contain itself."

"Where do Cows go for parties? The Moovies"

"What did the mouth say to the nose? Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait..."

"How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet? He uses a hans free device"

"Just another day grabbing random children by the shoulders and screaming ""I'M YOU FROM THE ""FUTURE!"" in their faces.."