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Joke of the Day
"How many new states will America get when Trump is elected? One. Denial."
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"BUILDING INSPECTOR: what's this called DARTH VADER: the death [inspector's eyes look up from his clipboard] DARTH VADER: uh the health star"
"I was starving earlier so I opened up a beanbag chair. There were no beans, only styrofoam. Im furious, Im hungry and I have nowhere to sit."
"Donald Trump becomes the new president. Yeah that's it."
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"Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions."