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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen? A counter reformation."
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"If I could, I would avoid every conversation by making that beeping truck sound while slowly backing away from people as they approach me."
"Dog names What do you name a male dog with no hind legs? Dragonballs."
"A mahogany boob... Would be pretty useless, wooden tit?"
"What do you call a dirty atheist? An unholy mess!"
"What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa? Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio."
"Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb."
"when you drink too much, you may get whiskey dick. a less well known concern is when you use painkillers, however, and you get poppy-cock"
"How is Mitt Romney like a failed sperm? If you looked at them, you could only see a dick; and both ended up just an inch short"
"Do you like dragons? Because I'ma be dragon my balls across your forehead."