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Joke of the Day

"There was a girl in my school with breasts on her back. She wasn't much to look at, but she never missed a slow dance."

"How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !"

"Wait come back, I didn't mean it when I was just being myself"

"I saw a woman in the supermarket pick up her kids by the hair Certainly raised a few eyebrows"

"What I say: Get dressed Brush teeth Get in the car What my kids hear: Have a snack Shriek like monkeys Open 3 umbrellas indoors Go poop"

"Whats 10 inches? What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage"

"Can anyone give me a Russian-English bilingual pun?"

"I hate broken down white cars on the side of the hwy. They look just like cops when I'm speeding & shitting my pants is getting really old."

"Apparently ""mowing the lawn"" means two completely different things to my wife and I"

"The barman says: ""We don't serve faster-than-light particles here."" A tachyon enters a bar."