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Joke of the Day
"What does a 90 year old pussy taste like? Depends."
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"What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common? When they scream they make no sense"
"Person: ""That's a beautiful baby."" Me: ""Thanks, I named him after his grandpa."" Person: ""Awe, what's his name?"" Me: ""Grandpa."""
"Me: ""I feel like I'm 90 years old."" My Skin: ""Let's go through puberty again."""
"Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence."
"Do you know the Greek version of Monopoly? It's called Monopoulos and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everyone loses."
"*goes on Facebook AGAIN* *reads 100,000th idiotic post* *thinks other people are stupid*"
"Why did the cow sign up for TSA precheck? Butterflies"
"Wish I had the confidence of a small child having a meltdown at the shopping mall."
"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights"