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"Best blonde jokes?"
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"Whenever I test drive a car and the Salesman decides to come along, I lock the doors lock eyes and say ""We ride together, we Die together."""
"Why are people into Flat Earth Theory? Because it's edgy."
"What type of weather has the worst attitude? Darude - Sandstorm"
"What do you call a football team full of retards? Special teams."
"Knock knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?"
"How many toddlers does it take to change a light bulb Apparently more than 20 seeing how my basement is still dark"
"Why was Biggie hungry at school? He forgot Tupac his lunch! *knee slap*"
"Why do children have middle names? So they *know for sure* that they are in deep shit."
"C sections. They really take it out of you."