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Joke of the Day

"Getting a dog next week, i'm naming him Peeve It's my Pet Peeve"

"I can see your camouflage pants, so they're not working."

"What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea? An incurable romantic."

"The year 2932, lines for the new iPhone are so long, many die before reaching the end. Those who do, get back in line for the next phone."

"I just opened up Microsoft Edge... Now I can download Google Chrome in style."

"[team tryouts] Coach: You really knocked that one out of the park. Jimmy: Thanks Coach! Coach: This is tennis."

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandad Not screaming and crying like his passengers."

"If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age."

"Joke said by my little sister ""Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?"" ""Why?"" ""Because she will let it go"""

"Just put 3 sugar cubes in my tea, and by sugar, I mean xanax, because sugar is really bad for you.."