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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when your sister is on her period? when your dad's dick tastes like blood"
Next Joke
"Wife online? Kids asleep? Time to relax & unwind with a damp cloth and a bottle of multi-surface cleaner. 'Me time'."
"So a woman is chasing down an ice cream truck... ... And the ice cream man stops and says, ""What can I get for you, Ma'am?"" She says ""Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."""
"New way to avoid pregnancy: Wear double condom with chilli powder in between. If outer breaks she will know, if inner breaks u will know."
"What's the definition of a surprise? A fart with a lump in it"
"I have a long distance relationship with an anorexic girl. Lately I've been seeing less and less of her."
"Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty to the charge of premeditated murder Frankly I don't think he's got a leg to stand on."
"I keep thinking diarrhoea is part of the family history. Because it's in my genes."
"Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief & suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a Wedding Cake!!"
"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first The leaf. The rope stopped the emo"