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Joke of the Day

"Step 1: Have Android phone - Step 2: Say ""Ok Google, what are people from Phoenix called?"" You're welcome"

"New years eve. An evening of fun, alcohol, laughter,, family, and friends Or at least that's what it could have been if you weren't sat here browsing reddit"

"Number joke as told by Yoda why 5 afraid of 7 was? because 6, 7 8"

"WIFE: You overreact to everything! ME: [phones police]"

"Few people have the balls to admit when they're wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls."

"Why can't Obama dance? Cause he has two leftist feet."

"Somebody told me my clothes were gay. I said ""Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning."""

"My wife is a beautiful, kind & giving woman who also checks my TL."

"Just saw a homeless dude with a sign reading ""Hungry Hungry Hobo"". I shouldn't laugh right?"

"Nothing says you're in the Christmas spirit quite like searching 'Christmas' on Pornhub."