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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Obama dance? Cause he has two leftist feet."

"During sex, my wife is a screamer in bed ...That is when I walk in on her."

"What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !"

"[NSFW] [NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."

"When I was a kid, I got really upset when my mom started buying Dove body wash. I just couldn't understand why they would make soap out of such majestic birds."

"folks we use a Mouse to browse a web. what are we on the internet or in a barnyard here. cmon damnit."

"Obama's announcement Today, President Obama announced that, after January 20th, the official title of ""U.S. Government"" will be changed to include quotation marks around Government."

"My sense of humor is so sophisticated... ...it's not even funny."

"If i had a pound for every 'Brexit' joke on here... I'd still only have about 5 cents."

"A dad walks in on his son watching porn. The son says, ""Well, at least you know I'm straight, dad."" The dad says, ""Not after tonight, son."""