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"I made up a new word Plagiarism"
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"Just snipped off a toddler's faux-hawk while his mom was in the bathroom at Starbucks, because I give a shit about the future."
"Why does the Egyptian god Ra own every Periodic Table? Because his name is on them."
"Why don't Indians eat baguette? Because there's naan there."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
"Q: Why don't elephants go skinny dipping? A: They can't get their trunks off."
"A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks ""Why the long face?"" He answers, ""because I'm an alcoholic and I'm destroying my family."""
"Bruce Springsteen isn't very good at math I don't think anyone's heard him count past the number 4 in years."
"They say that murder rates go down with more employment, so I bet if we gave everybody jobs murdering people, they'd be really bad at it."
"One time Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 47 people Then the grenade exploded"