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Joke of the Day

"The Teen Choice Awards has to be the most legit award show because teens always make the best choices."

"Did ya hear that the price of coal is so high Santa can't afford to give it away anymore? All of the bad kids are stuck trying to steal oil."

"#hashtag From the stoners who brought you ""420"" and ""hella"" comes the hot new game Hash Tag!! cause, i mean, come on...regular tag just isn't that fun."

"These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these day--oh goddamn it. Did you glue these to the floor, Carl?!"

"Jokes we made up when we were kids? I have one. Why did the boy band break up? They weren't N'sync."

"A clown was killed today after his baggy suit caught on the wheels of a passing truck; Newspapers report he was simply a victim of circus pants."

"Please stop throwing my only possession. ~dogs everywhere"

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day. I thought, wow, that's a big word for an 8 year old."

"If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?"

"Best year of my life! Last year was the best year of my life. Broke my neck and I have never looked back since."