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Joke of the Day
"If you are an option, you are also an idiot"
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"Ghostbusters (1984): A large, jovial marshmallow sailor is burned alive amid the crossfire btwn humans and ethereal beings."
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"Coworker: See you next year. Hahaha Me: Not if you die tonight. Hahaha"
"When I was little, my uncle gave me a warning about anal sex... He said, ""this is going to hurt a bit."""
"Yo Mama so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!"
"How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher? Calculator!"
"RIP hacker who was spying on me through my Laptop's camera. Died of boredom"
"Thank god for nipples. Without it, boobs would be pointless."
"What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !"