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Joke of the Day

"Picking up Women The worst part about picking up a girl, is when she wakes up halfway through the ride home, and starts kicking the roof of your trunk."

"What do an uncircumcised penis and the kkk have in common? They're both pricks in oversized hoods."

"On CNN I just saw a headline that said ""Reddit Revolts"" My first thought was, ""Mr. CNN reporter. You don't know the internet very well do you. Reddit is revolting every day"""

"A man entered his home and discovered that someone have stole all his lamps.... ...he was absolutely delighted."

"My daughter wanted me to be a mime for her birthday party. I was speechless."

"Someone made a song about Pokeballs It was pretty catchy"

"(Calm down, this isn't a racist joke.) How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? (Not a racist joke!) You look for the fresh prints!"

"What do you get for the man who has everything? Nothing. Fuck that guy."

"I use bitcoin. That's my joke."

"An evangelical dairy farmer stopped by my house on Sunday He wanted to talk about Cheeses."