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"What's the most popular red wine?? We want our land back!!"
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"haha just plucked a shoulder hair so long it could only have been written by George R.R. Martin, who is widely known for abjuring brevity in"
"My dad I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"Dad asks his kids what the third planet from the sun is called? Kids: - Earth! Dad: - Yeah, but it has another name. Kids: - Oh, dad. We don't know! Tell us! Dad: - Exactly! [drops mic]"
"When I jerk off I'm not a fancy restaurant about it, I'm more like McDonalds Fast, easy, and you don't have to get out of the car"
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"[out in public] Me: A kid is crying. Wife: It's not one of ours. [we fist bump]"
"What do you call... What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff"
"What did the hungry whale do? He bit the tail off a submarine and sucked out all the seamen."
"How are black people similar to tornadoes? They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood."