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Joke of the Day
"What's frozen water and dangerous? ISIS"
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"How does gravity greet itself? It just waves"
"Wife ""WHY ARE THERE MUDDY FOOTPRINTS ALL OVER THE HALL?"" [Me while trying to push a zebra up into the attic] Must be that damn dog again..."
"You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here."
"Little Drummer Boy: I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum. Mary: What about that rad drum? Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out"
"My friend showed me some of his childhood photos. ""These look nothing like you!"" My friend responded ""Why would they?"""
"""What you just said reminds me of something completely different I want to talk about."" - Everyone"
"Time for a police based knock knock joke. PEW PEW PEW it's the police, OPEN THE DOOR!"
"Reddit has become very clickbaity lately Tricked you."
"What kind of dance does your mother do? The MOMbo."