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Joke of the Day

"Little Drummer Boy: I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum. Mary: What about that rad drum? Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out"

"What does donald trump use when he plays FPS games? Wallhacks"

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. -Tim Vine"

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."

"Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat? the wheelchair"

"Daddy what is a transvestite? Ask your mother, he knows it."

"actually these are my therapy bees i'm allowed to take them on the bus with me"

"""Aww. You guys... And it's not even my real birthday! #flattered ."" -Jesus"

"By and large, most of my girlfriends have been fat lesbians."

"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."