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"My new favorite joke. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?? Names"
"Cop: ""Any idea why I pulled you over?"" Me: ""you've got a fat guy fetish?"" Cop: ..."
"I feel bad for skeletons... They have *nobody* to be with."
"So, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up! It's a bit of a Nightmare before Christmas."
"What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second? A bull-ette."
"[wife replies to text that I found a genie] dont do a thing im almost home [she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]"
"A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time."
"I'm sorry I stabbed all your tires, but in my defense you flirted with me and then said you were just kidding."