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Joke of the Day
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty"
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"A woman steps into a time machine She goes back 10 minutes so she can add less sugar."
"I almost forgot to wish a happy St. Patty's day to... ...Barack O'Bama Got this from Neil deGrasse Tyson's Twitter."
"Cop: Know why I stopped u? Scientist: No Cop: How much science u do tonite? Scientist: Just one-[test tube falls from coat] Cop: Get out"
"I was thinking about moving to Moscow But there's no point in Russian to things."
"Doctor told me I'm getting overweight Crap I thought eating disorder was bad enough!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor"
"My friend told me this hilarious joke about Parkinson's last night But I don't want to tell it because I'm a little shaky on the details."
"Did you read about the skeleton trapped in the freezer? It was a bone-chilling story."
"You can pretty much tell me anything is an anagram and I'll believe it. I'm not about to rearrange a bunch of letters like some doctor"