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Joke of the Day

"Someone told me that the best pokemon was the bird that holds a leek stalk I said 'That's a little farfetch'd'"

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"What's the plural of Ebola West Africa Credit goes to /u/Malfunkdung"
"I've got a friend who's a female private investigator. Or gynecologist, as she likes to be called."
"Why dracula drinks the blood of virgins The same reason we put ""virgin"" into olive oil"
"Facebook should change its name to Acquaintance Birthday Reminder"
"I felt shit today My finger ripped through the toilet paper"
"Speaking of corny jokes: how do you win a race against vegetables? You have to get ahead of lettuce! Ahahahahaha!"
"Imagine being so rich you could afford the other monocle."
"I started playing water polo the other day It was all fun and games until my horse drowned"
"what do you call a scared Mexican? ""What do you call a scared Mexican?"" ""Pedro-fied"""