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Joke of the Day

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"I went to a Rastafari's funeral last night... It was dreadful."

"How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it."

"what is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"

"If I were a superhero, I'd be Pizza Man. My one-liners would be cheesy, and I'd save you in 30 min or less, or your next criminal is free."

"What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Taking her out of the wheelchair and putting her into bed."

"So my daughters friend came over the other day and they played house together Now I have $50k in medical bills and she thinks she has Lupus."

"Jesus might love me but my girlfriend gives me blowjobs so religion is stupid."

"A distant relative of mine died and I came into some money... but my friends told me that I have a weird fetish."

"What does a Boko Haram terrorist become after getting his throat slit? Boko Halal."