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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the streaker who ran naked through a church? The priest caught him by the organ"

"At 4am I'm pretty sure it's either too early or too late to start drinking. But if the vodka is in my cheerios, it's technically breakfast."

"Even in a suit, Matthew McConaughey looks like he's just been rescued after two weeks lost in the desert."

"When are Latkes traditionally eaten? While hiding in an attic."

"What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops the other stops the nose."

"What did the Doe say when she walked out of the bushes? I'll never do that for two bucks again."

"Friend: Hey guess what? Me: What? Friend: No, guess! Me: I don't need this friendship that bad."

"Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going"

"Knock knock . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Come in"

"I'm on a seafood diet... I see food, and I eat it."