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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a fear of hurdles.... But i got over it"

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"I hate and despise violence In fact, the very thought of it makes me want to beat the shit out of someone"

"Where does spaghetti go to dance? The meatball."

"This might be offensive, but what do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."

"Have you heard about the Viagra shipment that was stolen? The police are on the lookout for hardened criminals."

"An invisible bomb was just invented, what do you call it? A newclear bomb."

"My parenting book would be just a series of ""Shhh"" with different lengths and punctuation for various occasions."

"17 year-old Malia Obama playing beer pong is the most outrageous thing the child of a president has done since George W. Bush invaded Iraq"

"Do you know how much cocaine Charlie Sheen uses ? Enough to kill two and half a man."