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Joke of the Day

"For Sale: Thick layer of dust. As seen on TV."

"I'm not fat Just short for my weight"

"Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat? The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!"

"To neigh or not to neigh. That is equestrian."

"I hate airplanes and flying. It's like someone throwing a can full of people over the ocean and hoping someone in Europe will catch it."

"An apostrophe walks into a'bar."

"What do you call a homosexual Frenchman? A faguette."

"Whoever coined the term ""gross profit"" wasn't getting paid for their job."

"""Where do babies come from?"" Asked the little boy... Perplexed, his dad answers ""well they come from the store, son."" Kid looks at him with disgust and goes ""eww you had sex with the store?"""

"Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc but don't forget to send your bill to the other man."