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Joke of the Day

"After Captain America was thawed from the ice, his first encounter with a Japanese-American must've been really awkward."

"whoreplacedmyspacebarwithaclappingemojiIneedtofinishmypaperstonightpleasehelpme"

"I'm going to post a joke I hope it dosen't get [deleted]"

"Finish this thought A man lands on his driveway, gets out of his spaceship, enters his home to find..."

"Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, i just got laid by a chick."

"""Hey mom, I talked to my teacher after school and she says 'hump day' isn't a real holiday... She also asked what you do for a living."""

"If you're gonna take the high road,wear a skirt. I need something to look at from the low road."

"My first time riding a bike was like my first time having sex Both times my dad helped me from behind"

"When you put the punchline before the rest of the joke. How do you know when you're a bad comedian?"