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Joke of the Day

"So that's what ""Tiger blood"" means!"

"China lands on the moon! Salvages antique U.S. flag"

"Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to."

"Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry? I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes."

"After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c*nt."

"I'd make a terrible beaver during the holidays... Because I couldn't give a dam."

"Hey baby, you're just like my little toe... ...because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home."

"The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears."

"Girl, are you a homeless horse? Because you look unstable."

"My penis and I have had the same secret handshake for 13 years. Friends forever."