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Joke of the Day
"How did the pig get to the hospital? in a hambulance."
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"How much wood would Steve Winwood win if Steve Winwood could win wood?"
"Why are white girls so odd? Because they don't *even*."
"What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name."
"Fun Fact - The faster you walk around the office the more important you are"
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman? Mick Jagger says ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"" A Scottsman says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"""
"Barista: I have a latte for *3 second long screeching noise* Velociraptor: Actually it's *4 second long screeching noise* but close enough"
"It all makes sense now!! Gay marriage and Pot legalized on the same day... Leviticus 20:13 ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned."" We've just been misinterpreting it all these years!!"
"A chicken walks into a bar... Chicken: got any chicken food? Bartender: Nope, thats across the road. That answers that question"
"I'm just a boy, standing in front of a printer wondering if he forgot to press something."