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Joke of the Day
"What does FIAT stand for? Fix It Again Tony"
Next Joke
"A snake walks into a bar And the bartender asks ""How did you do that?"""
"I once had to draw Mohammed in pictionary Turns out he was also a known boxer and game night at the mosque was ruined (Not happy with the latter part of this ""joke"". Feel free to make suggestions)"
"My buddy was dating twins... I asked him how he could tell them apart, and he replied, ""That's easy. Barbara has really big tits and Bob has a mustache."""
"My old frog of 10 years finally croaked last night He'd been mute for years"
"I let a blind man borrow some money the other day He said he'll pay me back the next time he saw me"
"When Vladimir Putin left his home as a teenager he told his dad: ""You are now the man of the house."""
"What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks!"
"Two fish in a tank. One asks: How do you drive this thing?"
"Buy followers? No thanks. I'm married so I spend enough money on people I don't talk to"