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Joke of the Day
"What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? Bison."
Next Joke
"A man said to me, ""Man, I was so wasted last night I went home and blew chunks!"" I said, ""most people are sick after drinking too much."" ""No, you don't understand."" he replied. ""Chunks is my pitbull."""
"What did one fly say to the other? 'your man is down'"
"There's a hole in the nudist camp's wall The police are looking into it."
"The Klu Lkux Klan... The original boys in the hood..."
"What do you do after sodomizing a baldy? Just put them back in the craddle."
"Hide a Body? What's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."
"Somebody cut me off on the highway today during a rainstorm, and started hydroplaning in front of me. I was cross with them at first, but then I just let it slide."
"How many Italians can you fit in a bathtub? Don'tworryaboutit."
"HER: Are you a dog or cat person? BRAIN:*be cool, she seems pretty great* ME: Whatever you want to eat is fine. BRAIN: *nailed it*"