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Joke of the Day
"The Klu Lkux Klan... The original boys in the hood..."
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"George R.R. Martin finished Winds of Winter!"
"Sarcasm : Because life doesn't come with a free ""stay out of jail card"""
"What fruit can't get married? CANTELOPE"
"ME: I JUST WENT TO THAT NEW SALON WHERE THEY CUT YOUR HAIR OFF BY SHOOTING IT WITH A GUN FRIEND: oh cool how was it ME: WHAT"
"What's the difference between the US election and sex? During sex it's fun to choose between asshole and cunt."
"Monica Lewinsky's favorite Green Bay Packer? Clinton-Dix"
"What do you call an excited rectangle? An erectangle."
"""I see!"" said the blind man... ... as he picked up his hammer and saw."
"I like my coffee how i like my women, Without a dick."