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Joke of the Day

"Because they need to bring young people to the church, insiders say the front runner for Pope is Seth MacFarlane."

"The word ""Fat"" just looks like someone took a bite out of the word ""Eat""."

"Can February march? No, But April May."

"What game do they play at Mexican carnivals? Guaca-mole!"

"my wife laughed at me when i told her i was going to make a car out of spaghetti She wasn't laughing when i drove pasta."

"If I won $900,000,000, I'd give a quarter of it to Charity... She's a talented dancer and says she needs money for school."

"If Keanu Reeves was born with two X chromosomes, what would he be? A whoa-man."

"What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats? A slurpent."

"Me: Phone a friend Judge: That's not how this works"

"I bought a new thesaurus It's nothing to write house about"