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Joke of the Day

"Seal loses electron Did you hear about the seal that lost an electron? It's now a seal ion."

"It sucks when an album has a real chill sad song and you're like oh yeahh and then the next song is crazy loud it makes me wanna eat knives."

"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!"""

"Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full? He is so misunderstood."

"Send Text Messages From your PC with Mobogenie Hi"

"PRO TIP: Name your first child ""butter"", then accidentally take a different baby home just so you can say ""I can't believe it's not butter!"""

"I bet there is already someone who's put their number of twitter followers on a college application."

"""IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?!?"" I screamed on the plane. 3 men shot up. ""Ok, now are any of you single? I need a sugar daddy. I do butt stuff."""

"My friend David lost his id last week Now we just call him Dav"

"Did you hear about those new anti-gravity cars? They really drive me up a wall!"