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Joke of the Day
"My horoscope said that I won't get along with Cancer... Nether do people in hospice care."
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"That awkward moment when Batman opens the condom compartment instead of the Batarang compartment in his utility belt."
"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, im going in!"
"My creepy neighbour asked me if I think he's creepy. The fact that he asked through my bathroom window after my shower just made it awkward"
"Q: What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger? A: Darn!"
"What's denser than a black hole? Your ex."
"Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas because he held up the whole world !"
"911 What's your emergency Me: I'm calling to complain about the quality of this cocaine 911: The police are on their way Me: Thanks"
"How do you find blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard"
"What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids? Peekaboo."