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Joke of the Day

"Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one..............one bad-ass that is."

"BLONDE ON BLONDE Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel."

"why do philosophers love the ocean so much? because it's deep!"

"What does a drill with a dildo attached to the end and watching golf have in common? They both bore the fuck out of you!"

"""Excuse me, waiter? Can I get a doggy bag"" ""Sorry ma'am, we only have Doge bags."" Much leftovers So pasta Very taking home Wow reheat at 350"

"[Programmer Joke] Why did the int drown? Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)"

"""It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!"" - American children."

"My wife's a ventriloquist, which means she has the ability to complain about having to give me a blowjob whilst actually giving me a blowjob."

"Did you hear the news about the collision between two black holes? It's really making waves."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic... ...and so am I."